Grandmas pie

The saggyest most disgusting vetran vagina that has seen the cum of a thousand days

Every day after school grandmas would be serving grandmas pie to the neighbors

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polish's grandma

a really hot grandma that you have fucked all day every day and she has the stain on her face

Man, I love fucking Polish's Grandma

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grandma metal

i type of music where old grandmas sing and dance to their old song but heavier

ToolGoddess listens to grandma metal

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grandma phone

A gay flip phone with huge keys and no texting, like a Grandma would have.

Joe: Hey Jim, can I have your number?
"Joe pulls out his phone"
Jim: What the hell type of phone is that?! Can you even text? What a grandma phone.

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GRANDMA LAW

Your mom cannot Beat you when you are with grandma

Mom: Ivan I'm going TO whoop your ass
Ivan: Haha I think not! IM WITH GRANDMA
Mom: OH fuck I forgot about GRANDMA LAW

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racist grandma

1) Every white person’s grandma

2) An Islamaphobic racist that supports Trump

“Man, she’s such a racist grandma!”

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taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

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