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Getting hit in the back of the skull by a cast iron skillet
"I was a little skeptical at first but he offered to make me a grilled jizz sandwich."
"Isn't that where you get a cast iron skillet to the back of the skull?"
"Yeah to the back if the freaking skull!"
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First, a man sprays Cheez Whiz in a woman's vagina. Then, he eats the Cheez Whiz out of her and puts it between two pieces of bread. Then, he makes the woman eat the sandwich.
I made a mean Grilled Cheese Vagwich for my hot girlfriend last night
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When your butt/thigh hairs bunch up and tangle, causing it to pull apart when you sit down and take a shit
Skweezy Jibbs on bakersfield grilled cheese: U KNO WHEN U PLAY BASKETBALL
OR WORK OUT AN UR BUTT AN
THIGH HAIRS R 2 LONG AN THEY
GET ALL TWISTED UP IN2 A BUNCH
OF GREASY KNOTS $ AN THEN
WHEN U SIT DOWN ON THA TOILET
LATER AN SPREAD UR CHEEKS
ITS LIKE PULLIN APART A NASTY
GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH??
THATS A BAKERSFIELD GRILLED
CHEESE
Where a group of chodes go to eat after a day of acting like a complete and total chode-master
Hey man lets go! I'm ready to eat some chodeitas at Chode-House Grill
mornin' pussy. usually after a hard night of boning.
guillermo: "i heard you ate a grilled cheese clamwich the other morning."
franz: "indeed."
When you have your girl press your warm, toasty, male genitals between her ice cold feet.
Her: My feet are freezing
Him: How about I slip my hot junk between your cold feet to warm them up?
Her: I love me a man who let's me give him a frozen grilled cheese