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(While working in a call center)
To become so full of rage at someone over the phone, as to physically take it out on part of your computer monitor or other surrounding electronic by physically attacking it (Punching, smashing etc..)
"John look's like he's about to Ham Out"
"You missed it, Rick just Hammed Out"
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1.) A neighborhood in East London, England
2.) West Ham United, a football team with an intensely loyal following despite them never winning a damn thing year after year
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A female character from the independat film "Stonegate: From 90 to 91"
Amy Ham was the one who looked like the character Samuel. Though sexy, hot and desired by many in the movie, Amy wore a chastity belt to avoid the "Alabama dongs."
"Sharon, drop your pants and quit being an Amy Ham."
Hey dude, did ya score?
No, I got hammed.
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This is a complicated, yet hilarious prank. First you will need a blindfold, 1 person, and 1 dumbass. You convince this dumbass that they cannot do a sit-up if you're pulling them down with a blindfold. When they're about to do a sit-up put the blindfold over them and have the other guy quietly step above the dumbass with his shorts down. When the dumbass starts doing a sit-up pull off the blindfold and they will end up with a face full of ass. Try this one, it's pretty damn funny.
Bob: After we did the English Ham on Todd (or English-Hammed him) he wouldn't go over to our parties anymore.
Steve: Hahaha, yeah, well Todd's a dumbass.
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Used to describe the labia minora, or the two soft folds of skin on either side of the opening of the vagina. Ham should be used when referring to one with pink coloring. Bologna, for medium coloring, and Roast Beeeeef, for dark.
Ew, Margot, you are seriously going to wear those short-ass shorts? I can practically see your ham flaps from here.
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A baby hawk stuck in a tree for 3 days. Has to be brought down by a southern lumber jack man and is now debated as baby Stephen hawking or hawking ham
Hawking ham come down from there
Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*