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Jasmine, a girl who gets drunk off of one drink every time you go out. She always says she’s fine but really isn’t. Always talks about people’s flaws but never her own. Sounds like a white girl but is actually brown.
Dwight Shrute: Is that girl a white girl.
Michael Scott: No she’s a Jasmine.
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A very beautiful girl, she like attention so she is very loud and wears clothes that look good and obvious. She is nice and a good friend. If you can go farther that friends do it. She is a keeper.
Person 1: Jasmine is amazing
Person 2: Right! I want her to love me!
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Jasmine Masters is the OG meme queen of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 7. Inventor of the word jush, Jasmine always has something to say.
"I am Jasmine Masters and I have something to say."
"RuPaul's Drag Race has done fucked up drag, bottom line cut and dry."
"No T no shade, no pink lemonade."
"Girl you better get your jush."
"Pop the corn so them childrens can eat."
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A really sweet, friendly girl who makes you smile even at the sight of her. Though she may be petit, do not underestimate her AWESOMEness. Her piano playing mesmerizes all and the lucky few who hear her voice are instantly blown away. I hope everyone has the extraordinary chance to meet this wonderful person.
Myth has it that Jasmine can make super delicious pasta, but actual survivors have yet to be seen.
Do not give her a Rubik's Cube. She will scramble it up and you will never see it again.
"Hey is that a red panda walking through the hall?"
"No, silly! That's Jasmine Chen!"
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A girl who mastibates every day to doctor who are vagina smells like strawberry jolly ranchers
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clingy
neck pimples
stressed & smelly
attention whore
obnoxious and annoying
her breath probably smells like dead corpse
medusa is jealous of the ugliness
dead inside
jasmine is a disease that stays with you forever, much like herpes.
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A super fat ugly girl that needs to wake tf up. She looks super ugly and everybody hates her so much. Jasmines are also very disgusting and smell like fish, they will make u throw up everytime ur at least 10 miles near her. The stench is ranked one of the worst in the world.
“Oh my why is that Jasmine bitch so smelly like damn.”
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