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Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.
"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".
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Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.
Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.
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When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.
Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"
Pulling a Jonathan
A type of anger exhibited quickly and often.
He will be Jonathan Upset when he reads this.
a person that eats whatever for money and laugh for random reasons. He is also very funny.
Jonathan H. is very loud and weird person.
Johnathan Sinsworth was a spectacular individual who worked many professions to provide for his many children and wives
Wow, Jonathan Sinsworth is a hard worker!
The name isn't real but It a saying for people who think there the greatest of all time
I know your good but don't be a Jonathan rolon