Lot Lizard

A Mexican named Tomas Garcia who lives in Discovery Bay. He frequently performs lot lizard activities in shopping mall plazas in a electric vehicle.

There goes the Lot Lizard.

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Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.

Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...

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Baboonish Lizard

An extremely stealthy, deadly, dangerous, and highly trained individual.
known to HATE BULLSHIT.

Stop the bullshit before Baboonish Lizard get out.

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Lot Lizard

Men that hang out in the parking lots of parks or forest preserves looking for other men to have relations with in the woods. usually they back into parking spaces to make it obvious to other lot lizards their intentions

when you go to griffith park stay clear of the lot lizards

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Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard

My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard

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lizard tail

a dump (shit) that results in a green tinted lumpy long piece of poop, gennerally caused by consumming a large variety of green organic material (in other words, vegitables and such)

dude 1: look at the size of that!

dude 2: say isnt it called a lizard tail ?

dude 3: i dont know, but hell, lemme get some of that!

dude 1: wait we all can get some, i gots to go some more!

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lot lizard

In car dealership terms. A customer walking around browsing at cars that doesn't plan on buying.

Person A - Do you have a buyer?
Person B - No, just a couple of lot lizards.

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