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Just A Girl With A Wet A** Pretty P*ssy, And He Calls It Pink Cuz He Fell In Love Wit It. 💁🏽 ♀️
“I Call Her Milk Marie Cuz She Got That Water On Her.”
“She My Milk Marie, That Thang Is Pretty Like A Flower.”
The Milk Leaver is a person who desires to use the milk in the fridge, but discovers, when they lift up the carton, that it is about to run out.
So, instead of actually using up all of the milk and being forced to take responsibility for it. (having to fold it up, throw it in the garbage, locate more milk and open it) this sad example of humanity simply leaves a tiny amount of milk in the carton or bag, not even enough for a squirt in a small cup of coffee. This neatly passes the problem onto somebody else and allows them to use the “Who, me? But there was milk left!” defense with a clear conscience
Guy1: There's barely any milk in this bag
Guy2: It must have been a milk leaver
Drinking 3/4 to 1 whole gallon of milk a day to strengthen bones and because it tastes good
I've been milk maxxing for a year now and it feels like my femurs have been reinforced with rebar. I also weigh 240 despite being like 5'9". My bones are dense as lead now
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Skin Milk is what comes from a males penis during ejaculation.
She was begging for my skin milk all night long. so I gave it to her right in the face!
The term used for when a person CLAIMS to have been enlightened via the help of psychedelic drugs such as LSD, psilocybin, or DMT, and portrays a figure that is knowledgeable on the effects and culture of such things, but in reality is nothing more than an attention driven asshole thats ego is just as far up his ass as the next, leaving him in a soup of psychedelic milk. Big if true.
Koi Fresco found himself in a mess of psychedelic milk when he realized his viewers began to feel like they were watching a salesperson whoring for clicks talk about drugs that can open your mind into the next realm.
A person of the fullest quality, not being watered down. Used to describe someone who is extremely genuine and has the purest intentions.
The thoughtful and sentimental letter Timmy sent Sally reaffirmed his reputation as being whole milk.
To arouse a clothed female to the point of milky secretion.
That is totally cool man, take her out and then milk the pants.