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To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.
WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face
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(n) alternate usage of Baby Momma; for use when the situation dictates formality.
I couldn't have robbed the 7/11 officer, I was with my Baby Mother all night.
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A black person's term for anything. A white mans dude, or man.
"Yo mother fucker, lets go to the mother fucking mother fucker and hit up those mother fucking mother fuckers in the ass".
" o fo sho"
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A refrigerator mother is a cold, detached mother who is not very nurturing and shows little emotion
Lily Vanderwoodsen is such a refrigerator mother
A term used when expressing any strong emotion.
Mother guns! I'm so sick of people forgetting to flush!
A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.
Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!
when a male masturbates and screams his mother's name. At this point, it is a race to rub one out before she makes it to your room.
"man my mom caught me because i tried pulling a mother rubber and lost..."