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Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.
Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.
A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.
That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......
This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.
A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public
John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."
Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
a girl or woman who spends too much time at a computer. A female version of mouse potato.
She spends at least five hours a day. She is really a mouse tomato.
While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.
"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?
A: tapping the mouse