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Special Military Operation and Peace

The amended title of Lev Tolstoy's masterpiece to fit the Kremlin's internal misinformation campaign of the *** in Ukraine.

Russian news host for Vesti/Channel One/RT *asking a literature professor*: What are the names of Lev Tolstoy's major works?
Literature professor *trembling*: Umm...'Anna Karenina', 'The Death of Ivan Ilyich', and...umm...'Special Military Operation and Peace'.

by putinkhuylo March 27, 2022

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S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure)

A set of established protocols governing the responsibilities of a man in an interpersonal relationship with his friends(bros).

If a man's friend(bro) is preparing to hook up with a fat, ugly, or otherwise disfigured girl; it is S.O.B. (Standard Operating Brocedure) to warn him not to. However, if said warning is unheeded, it is also S.O.B. to ridicule and otherwise attempt to humiliate said chubby-chaser by making jokes, coming up with nicknames(see:chubby-chaser), pictures, and any and all other forms of torture.

by decollating courtney and the slacktivators May 17, 2008

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Operation Dumbo Drop

The process of taking an intoxicated lady to her home for a one-night stand and shitting in her bed while she is passed out. Wipe your ass with the cool side of the pillow, and return it to its place. Sneak out the window for a clean exit.

Sarah woke up to a big surprise. She was the victim of a well-executed Operation Dumbo Drop delivered by her mystery man of the evening.

by randominsanity April 21, 2010

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operating system racist

Prejudice that one operating system is inferior to another, usually to ones favorite operating system.

Such prejudice can arise when one is accustomed to a particular platform, whether he or she be end-user, or programmer. It can also occur, when there's too much diversity in a particular family of operating system, that one attempts (at no avail) to define the core (one might call soul) of it.

It's purely operating system racist when you chant socket over STREAMS, scream poll over select, advocate Linux over BSD, and trys to trump your Unix over Windows.

by DNJF March 16, 2017

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Dirty Donut Operator

When your d*ck is so small you have to drive stun epileptic teens to feel alive.

He quit the force because he got in trouble for being a dirty donut operator.

by Gliffy December 3, 2021

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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.

Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).

by Roseread January 2, 2016

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Toll Booth Operator syndrome

Someone who has a small insignificant amount of power like a toll booth operator feels the need to exert there power absolutely. Even in a ridiculous circumstance.

Someone suffering from toll booth operator syndrome would not let you pass if you arrived at the toll booth a penny short with your wife in labor in the passenger seat.

by BandoIsBad October 8, 2019