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someone who comes in 5 seconds
oh my god did you here bout that girl giving a blowjob to that Alex guy! he came in 5:|
Loser! who the fuck comes in five seconds
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a child of a first cousin
My cousin, Ashleys' child Amanda, is my Second Cousin.
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Something you hopefully will never experience, unless your desperate and the person is hot, or your just plain desperate.
Dang did you see who Mike did last night. You mean that girl that I did last night and left in the bed room? Oh man looks like he got Sloppy seconds.
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A long-ass time. Cool people say it.
Damn, I haven't used good toilet paper in a hot second. My butthole forgot about that shit.
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1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out
1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker
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When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.
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JuxtaPositionYou: The Second Cup is NOT owned by Starfucks (and thank Christ for that). This is readily apparent in the fact that Second Cup's coffee is actually GOOD.
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