(n.) A weapon created when an inmate models up a block of feces either from one sitting, or over many days and eventually carved into a stabbing weapon.
Once used the doodie shank will break off inside of the victim and generate a massive infection from the bacteria in the feces usually resulting in death.
Jerome died from a doodie shank infection while he was in the joint
A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.
The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.
When you accidentally spill a beverage on your cutlery.
Person 1: Argh im so dRuNk
Person 2: Make sure not to wank the shank, youโll be the person cleaning it up.
A piece of equipment or an apparatus used to strike someone on the "shank" penis as punishment
He continued to make mistakes, so we were forced to use the shank smacker
The act of jabbing one with your gordy, unwashed hand or hands. This term applies to those who last name is Schunkie
"On my way to the club, I took a violent schunk shank in the ass from the town drunk."
To wake up with a massive erection. An alternate term for morning wood
Dick was amazed when he woke up and saw the size of his meaty morning shank
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To quickly and repeatedly stab someone in the spine, most likely killing them.
I was playing CSS today and I spine shanked so mane noobs.
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