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skin jizzorder

An apparent disorder of the skin, generally found on the buttocks, torso and/or face. Diagnosed to be dried semen post male ejaculation. This can be found on self, partner or unsuspecting passer-by.

After the load that Frank had blown onto Martha’s tits had dried, she looked down and said to Frank, “you’ve given me a skin jizzorder!”

by Meredith Sugartee’s October 24, 2023


One Skin

A joint rolled with shorter papers, which are generally used for rolling cigarettes.

These are useful when smoking incognito - like at a club or in public.

Stoner 1: I’m pretty gronxed but I want another zoot.
Stoner 2: ah yeah, maybe just have a one skin?

by Gronxed420 October 30, 2018


Skin Knott

The Skin Knott. This untraditional art of foreskin tying was made famous in the early 2000's by London, Ontario native Colin M. To successfully perform a skin knott, take your elongated penis foreskin and simply tie it in a knott. Different knotts and styles may be tied depending on the length of your skin. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Wow! What a beautiful skin knott you tied... does it hurt?

by Manness August 15, 2011


skin the buffalo

Having sex

I gotta go skin the buffalo

by Mule86 March 10, 2017


skin shirt

The mark that is left behind when you get sunburned with a T-shirt or tank top on.

Chad: Woah dude you've got a serious skin shirt. Want some 'screen?

Tanner: UV rays are just a conspiracy bro! I'll just take off my shirt and even it out.

by Anon1215 March 7, 2018


margarita-skin

Margarita-skin refers to the ever growing skinhead group based out of Chicago, Illinois. They are easily recognized by their shaved heads with long "rat tails" as well as their Hawaiian shirts tucked into their camouflaged pants, which are usually tucked into their doc marten boots.

Female Margarita-skins are found wearing Hawaiian print bikinis and 14 eye green doc marten boots and often with the same rat tail haircut as the males.

They strictly listen to Jimmy Buffet, Jahwaiian, and CD funk.

Kevin Jones makes a hawt Margarita-skin

by Margarita-skins-fo-life July 21, 2010


skin goggles

the act of going in for a t-bag and placeing your balls on the persons eyes one on the left eye and another on the right eye, hence the name skin goggles

dude i just gave you a pair of skin goggles

by big red (yes guys its me) March 31, 2011