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When you fall asleep with your phone in one hand and your dick in the other hand
My wife came home home from work, and found me in bed doing a guitar solo
Rubbing one out, pulling your meat, having a strum, taking a load off, flicking the bean, downstairs DJ, dialling the rotary phone, cooking some cucumbers etc
“After I saw your sister on pornhub, it really inspired me to make a solo album”
“All this talk of KFC is making me wanna make a solo album”
THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE 💕💕😁
Me: HAN SOLO IS SOOO FREAKING HOT
FRIEND: (looks at you werid) he’s SOOOO OLD
ME: SO WHAT!! I WISH HE WAS REAL
FRIEND: Why?
Me: SO I COULD MARRY HIM STUPID
The one who actually shot first.
Me: Han Solo Shot First
My Friend: No! Greedo Shot First!
Masturbating alone because your partner has left you for being so obsessed with Star Wars.
She said The Last Jedi was the last straw...
Now I'm pulling a Han Solo every night.
Devastated...
Going alone for awhile to get things done.
Greg: Wheres Dave?
Tyone: He said he was going Han Solo for abit to get things done.
Greg: ahh gotcha
When a female gives you head while playing Fortnite
Yo my girl gave me han solo last night