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When Peter Parker breaks into your room when you least expect it and jizzes in your mouth. It normally tastes like spiders.
The other day i was doing my homework when I got spider jizzed!
Dude! did you hear the news, three old women got spider jizzed on in a dark alleyway at night!
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The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.
I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.
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the newest bitch of g-unit. calls himself a g-unit crip. a well known crip cuz of a brother who snitches more than fifty. tried to dis game but got his ass beat on 240 bars and runnin' prob one of the dumbest shits in g-unit to go after game after g-unit got killed on 300 bars and runnin' G-UNOT!!!!!!!! BLACK WALL STREET FOR LIFE
" i heard dis after dis little nigga you suck, like ya baby mama in the third row of my truck" - the game 240 bars and runnin' (spider loc is a )joke
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A band, for people that have taste unlike entries 2 and 3, that is simply AMAZING.
They're fun people, a fabulous live band, marvelous songs, cool clothes, and they're just freaking awesome. :D
They have has three albums out, The PInk Spiders are Taking Over,Hot Pink, and Teenage Graffiti.
And a their new album, Sweat It Out, is coming soon.
Buy it or be square! =D
Don't know who they are?
Check out their MySpace/website and let their awesomeness overpower you. =
The Pink Spiders are love.(:
Me: Woot! Check out this awesome band called The Pink Spiders best buddy! :D
Best Buddy: Oh my goodness. They are wow. I love them!
Me: Well let's love them together! :D
And me and my best buddy lived happily ever after. :
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A sexual act in which you do doggystyle up against a wall, before you climax you pull out and ram your dick into the girl's ass as hard as you can, she'll scream and climb the wall like a spider.
Guy 1: "Dude I totally dirty spidered her last night!"
Guy 2 "Oh that's why she can't walk properly today"
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A spider with robot parts added. A spider cyborg if you will.
It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot
"Wow, look at that cool spider robot!"
"No, thats a robot spider."
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The common name of a mysterious specie of spider. Its full name is the California Wood Barking Spider. Known to make appearances after eating BBQ'd food and drinking large quantities of beer. Also very commonly shows up after Chinese or Mexican food has been ingested. Has yet to be seen by any living person, giving rise to the theory that it may in fact be a microscopic specie of spider. Scientists can not agree on much, but what they all agree is that this is one creature whose bark is clearly not worse than its bite. And by bite, of course the foul stench that follows the bark is being implied.
Person 1: Dude, what the hell was that? Did you just crap your pants?
Person 2: Nah man. It was one of those dang barking spiders.
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