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A sexy squirrel is a squirrel with a perfect body , with each ass check the size of earth and breasts the size of Jupiter.a sexy squirrel is normally named Selena Amy Iona, Poppy ,Rebecca,Aoibhín,Armelaor Moyà.A sexy squirrel loves the feeling of her plastic breasts. A sexy squirrel is bad ass bitch . When you see a sexy squirrel you will instantly fall in love a sexy squirrel gives her heart out to everyone .a sexy squirrel is basically another word for a slut
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The best damn thing ever. These precious little beauties may seem annoying with a nut every hour, but trust me, they're hot.
No example needed. Squirrel clocks rock.
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The hair style on a female that is short in the back and spiked, looks like a bomb went off in a squirrels ass.
That squirrel's ass looks like shit on her.
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A Pretned Animal You Hit When People In Your Car Are Not Wearing Their Seatbelts. Or When You Need To Make A Usless Abrupt Stop.
OMG LOOK OUT!!
(BREAKS REALLLY HARD)
WHAT!!?!?
Oh Never Mind It Was Just And Invisible Squirrel.
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A bar that lonely/depressed failures in life go to, to drink and forget about life. Sometimes to meet or hook up other loners as well.
I'm going to the squirrel bar on Friday night after work because I got no where else to be, no where else to go.
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Small female sexual organ in which the engaging male partner has difficulty performing normal quaitus due to its unnormal size. Often resulting in large amounts of lube and occasionally the male subject being slapped during initial stretching phase.
"Man it took me like 10 mins to get the tip in she had some squirrel pussy"
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During a sexual act ejaculate into a woman's mouth. Immediately after ejaculating use your hand to cover her mouth restricting her from spitting. The reaction of not wanting to swallow the man juice will result in her cheeks swelling up like a squirrel.
She wouldn't swallow... so I gave her "squirrel cheeks"
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