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A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.
Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.
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In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.
I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
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When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
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The little piece of lettuce that you stumble upon in your Taco Bell entree that was suppose to be lettuce-free.
Some people hate surprise lettuce, some people love it.
"I just got some surprise lettuce in my quesadilla, yum!"
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When a girl is sucking on your wang, you pinch her nose so she can't breathe (when she's least expecting it of course--SURPRISE!!) and grab her head with your other hand. She continues to suck your wang with much gusto (with her nose pinched) until she almost gags to death and drools like the creature from Alien.
See above for an example of a Wanghai Surprise.
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when you go to the bathroom thinking you have to pee, when suddenly, out of the blue, you have to poop.
"dude, I just had a wicked surprise poop"
"surprise poops piss me the fuck off"
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Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"
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