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When the partner is performing oral and gets a load of urine blasted into his/her mouth.
Hey baby, are you thirsty? How about a lemonade surprise?
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When you shake someones hand and while you shake their hand you pull them in and touch their hand to your groin area. then you yell surprise handjob! and talk about how gay he is for touching your junk
"dude, i just totally surprise handjobed josh, he is so gay now"
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The act of finding a surprise dent/scratch on your vehicle while parked in tight mall parking lot spaces.
Anita: Hey where did you get that dent?
Joe: Ugh, I got a mall surprise last Tuesday.
Anita: Bummer -__- Always park far away...
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In a porn, the male actors who show up out of nowhere midway through the video.
I was watching a porno where these two chicks make out and have sex for 20 minutes when the surprise cock showed up and then it was suddenly all about the guys.
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A bowling surprise is when you are at the bowling lane and you take a bowling ball and shit inside of the finger holes then put it back on the rack. The next person that uses the bowling ball will get a nice stink finger.
Jamison: I feel bad for who ever is using the size 6 bowling ball, i gave it a nice bowling surprise and they are going to get a finger full of shit.
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When you pass a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. The unknown status of this task is know as a 'graham surprise' when you finally get an update.
it had been several days since i sent a question through regarding a new website, i wait in anticipation of my 'graham surprise'
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Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!
God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"
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