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When a guy fucks another guy in the ass until his dick is nice and warm then the other guy jizzes on his dick then sucks it off.
An fegit: "I totally gave Jack an Austrian toaster strudel last night"
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When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.
Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
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having sex with a person in a coma while shocking them with the defibrillation paddles
Back when he was a resident, Parker used to BRAVE LITTLE TOASTER bitches in the vegetable ward all the time...
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When a guy shits in a Vagina then proceeds to jizz over her vagina. Similar to a hot pocket.
John is giving Cate a toaster strudel right now.
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A male cums in a cup, heats it up in the microwave and pours it on his ass, the female, or male partner then procedes to lick it off.
Damn, i'm so tired! My girl wanted Kansas toaster strudles all last night!
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Can only be performed when a girl is on her period...The guy rubs ice cubes on himself to get his junk all tiny and shriveled (cold as Wyoming). He then goes in the bedroom to watch the girl finger herself during this time of the month (strudel) while yanking his limp cock until he squirts a half-cum on her belly (icing).
Bret: I met this chick last night who was smoking hot. The only problem was she wasn't on her period so I couldn't give her a Wyoming toaster strudel. I had my dick all cold and limp and ready to go too!
Matt: That sucks. I don't even touch my girl except that time of the month.
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An ugly girl that you sleep with that has a head shaped like the common kitchen appliance that toasts bread.
Conor:"I totally slayed a dragon last night."
Erik:"Was she a Toaster-Face?"
Conor:"Yes, without a doubt."
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