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A “Paper Towel Wanker” is usually a male. Someone who prefers to “relieve stress” with a Paper Towel. Usually their name is Hank. Or Will.
Damn, Hank goin AT it wit dat paper towel roll, he’s a real Paper Towel Wanker
When you stick your hand out of the shower to grab a towel and it is missing because it is being washed and you have to run naked and freezing across your bathroom and grab a towel from under the sink.
That sucked I just had to go on a cold towel run.
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After a bath or shower, the towel wrapping over a woman's upper body. Looks as if she's wearing a short dress. She feels clean and fresh.
She's super sexy wearing only her lady style towel.
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Using the owners towel to wipe your ass after taking a shit or sharting in the motel lobby. This is a nice follow-up to the classic Curtain Floss. Towel Floss is also handy when you drop a Tub Turd.
The next time Ron went to the Days Inn at the Columbus Fairgrounds, Bob tried to fuck him over on his motel room bill again. So he ripped the towel off of his head and used it for Towel Floss.
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Get your Sweaty Ball Towel off my car seat!
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The process of hanging a wet towel off of the male genitalia; If the test-taker is particularly well-endowed, the towel will hang without touching the floor.
He may be an asshole, but he can pass the wet towel test. He must be worth something.
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When you use the toilet for a bowel movement, and there is no toilet paper.
"Mom, why are there kids at the pool with no towels?"
"Oh, I'm sorry. There's more toilet paper under the sink."
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