snail tracks

After a man blows a fat load up in a woman's vagina, if it drips out and she smears her puss, over the sheets it is said that she has made snail tracks.

"She can leave snail tracks as long as she washes the sheets and I don't have to sleep on the wet spot."

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Track Rat

When you desperately need to sort through and delete your music, but no matter how hard you try you can't delete anything! It doesn't matter if you haven't listened to it in 6 months, dammit, you just can't part with Prince's When Doves Cry!

And even if you do manage to delete it; you know right after you're going to have an inexplicable urge to listen to it again.

PERSON 1: GAWD. Cindy's 21 and she has like, the entire discography of both the Hansons and the Moffatts. She's SUCH a track rat..

PERSON 2: mhm...

PERSON 3: i hope she gets aids...

PERSON 4: ...slut...

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bomb-track

To follow a particularly attractive person with your eyes, as in you think someone is the bomb and thus, continue to "track" them within your line of sight.

Overly Muscular Male: Yo, bro, what're you lookin' at?
Slightly Less Muscular Comrade: Nothing much, man, just bomb-tracking that girl over there.

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Track Meat

The act of either receiving a terrible handjob, or masturbating to severely. Resulting in torn skin on the penis.

Steve: Dude how was Sara last night?
Bob: It was awful, she gave a handjob, and now i have track meat.

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peter track

A urine spot on levis after a quick piss

Gee..... i walked to the bushes and pissed quickly, but forgot to shake it,and it left a sizable wet spot ,and the girls noticed...my peter track.

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pecker tracks

Children, or evidence of children such as toys, children's clothing, etc., obviously resulting from someone's use of his pecker.

'When I sold encyclopedias door-to-door back in the day, I would always look for pecker tracks on the lawn to know which houses to hit.'

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Track Star

Someone who has received philatio from a girl while wearing a headband.

Thomas: "Josh told me that he got head last night when he was wearing a headband."

Wes: "Man, he's a track star!"

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