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Creepy older men who behave like teenagers to get with younger girls.
"Why does that creep keep looking at you?"
"I don't know, he be on that uncle behavior"
A trap house or bando hosted by a close relative or family friend with enough background knowledge to exploit the weaknesses of the clientele. Typically offers illicit narcotics and other related services (prostitution, gambling, etc.) Traditionally only runs a few days a month, mostly the days just after social security, disability, or stimulus checks are deposited.
Bob: Hey, man, I've been looking for you the past few days!
Alvin: You know my check came in and I was at Uncle's House.
Bob: Guess you don't have that money you owe me.
When your niece is sitting next to you at McDonald's and she wipes the ketchup from her face onto your sleeve.
"I thought Alexandra was showing some affection for her good 'ol Uncle Mike but she just needed an Uncle Napkin."
Your creepy uncle who is most likely a pedophile.
I haven't been able to sit since my last visit with Uncle Donnie
A large penis that usually comes from your uncle into your paradise
Wow you gotta love that uncles paradise
An uncle who is younger than you
This is me and my tiny uncle, Brandon.
An uncle whos younger than you
Remember this is my tiny uncle brandon