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Eating milk and cookies, or any combination thereof. In doing so one is "fucking the wheel" in acknowledging that it is actually milk and cookies which together make man's greatest invention.
Person 1: "Hey bro, what'd you do for Thanksgiving?"
Person 2: "Not much, spent an hour fucking the wheel - right in front of my grandma."
Person 1: "Nice! You let her join in right?"
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n. A Jesuit institution of intellectual fortitude comprised of some of hottest bitches east of the Mississippi. A refuge for rowdiness that is unparalleled by any other college or institution. Mad congregations at The Alpha. Basically, Wheeling Jesuit University is founded upon the Jesuit tradition of academic excellence and service to others.
Cowboy: Where the fuck am I?
Scared freshman student: You drove through the fence at the back entrance, took out the security cart, and slayed some hot bitch in my top bunk last night. Do you even go to Wheeling Jesuit?
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A ménage a trois with a twist. A squeaky wheel is a date when a man goes out with two other men with the understanding that he will get double teamed after the date. As opposed to the third wheel, the squeaky wheel is very much a part of the action.
I'm over playing the third wheel with my married friends. Me thinks I'll round up a couple of men online and play the squeaky wheel for the night.
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A couple who accompanies a new couple on a date to ensure that things move smoothly.
Bobby was worried about his date Clarissa, so he asked Tammy and George to be his training wheels.
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"Dude why can't I get a girl?"
"You've got square wheels bud"
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(Noun). If your nuts are bigger than your penis, they're Wagon Wheels. In referrance to the well know flat and phat chocolate biscuits.
"Hey did you see Mitchell's nuts? The blokes got Wagon Wheels."
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The act of inserting an ice cube into your sex partner's anus prior to anal intercourse.
You should have seen the look on her face when I pulled the old frosty wheel on her.
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