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A type of british bloke from the home of Shropshire, West Midlands.
Supports the EDL, craves dark fruits, and has a strange addiction for having his arse eaten outside Tesco's.
Loves a car meet, but will sell his bumhole photos for 50p.
He also has a tendency of losing his only 4 teeth he has remaining, after losing them from scranning arse too much, getting angry, and smacking himself with a Television remote.
Nicknames:
Zac
Arse muncher
Toothless
Bellend
Dakey - "stop being a zack ye fuckin weirdo."
Harvey - "eat my ass."
Zack - "u fockin wot bro, talkin shit?"
Zack. Someone who is constantly there for you. He is the most important person you will ever meet. He will be you're everything. So hold onto a Zack in your life because you will need him more than ever. He also has the coziest cuddles imaginable.
"Hey please hold onto Zack forever"
"I need a Zack in my life more than ever"
*AHAHAHAHAHAH* HELP THE GERMANS ARE COMING
How do you know?
Zack is "air raid sirening"
nigga with the biggest dick and is the coolest dude in the group chat, better than emily and much COMBINED but manages to play roblox with ashley on his loverboy88827 account everyday