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Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket

Seasonal for the 2008 GOP (Republican) Presidential Election. Geezer refers to Senator John McCain and Gidgetrefers to Governor Sarah 'Baracuds-Lipstick-Pitbull' Palin.

Street Conversation: "I know that if the Geezer-Gidget 08 GOP Presidenial Ticket gets elected, we'll be selling pencils and turning two dollar 'ho tricks to pay the rent. No doubt!"

by Mike the Arf September 22, 2008

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Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

Suicide.

The act of taking one's own life.

To voluntarily leave this world for the next one.
Any entity that has caused its' own downfall by continued aberrant behavior.

1. Its' too bad about Jimmy. He'd been depressed a long time. No surprise he decided to Buy a Ticket To the Big Adios.

2. Hey, man, there's got to be another way besides Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

3. He made her so crazy she was going to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Bid Adios.

4. The tree huggers have a point. If this planet doesn't shape up we're Buying a One way Ticket To the Big Adios.

5. The feds should never have bailed out those banks. Its' their own fault they decided to Buy a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

6. I feel bad for those Marines in Afghanistan. Every time they leave the base its' a One Way Ticket To the Big Adios.

by goodcatholicboy July 18, 2009

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You think that Iโ€™m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that Iโ€™m gon pay 20 ticket

You think that Iโ€™m gon pay 20 ticket

by Tohruus April 7, 2021


ticket little

A super cautious driver. Drives well below speed limit, comes to full stop, takes no risk of getting a ticket.

Likely received one lately - drives in fear of another one. Derived from "Chicken Little" -- fabled fowl who feared
the "Sky is falling".

Look at that slow poke driver. Ticket Little.

by barber of seville September 25, 2020


The Ticket Wolf

A group of young professionals who seek out daily to make sure they always have tickets available to all of the best shows.

I got great ticks for Pearl Jam from The Ticket Wolf.

by TheTicketWolf August 4, 2008


Ticket Sniper

Cops who camp in hidden spots to catch people speeding.

Look out for that Ticket sniper on the right!

by polesquiggens April 14, 2020


walking ticket

You one of them ones.

Jacob: Bryce so hard at football he really a walking ticket.

by geezlouweeze February 20, 2024