spit and quit

When your too drunk to cum, you pull out and spit while moaning(from behind).

Cal: I was wasted, couldn't blow a load so I gave her the spit and quit so I could go to sleep.

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You Spit

A counter for the term You suck!

"You suck!"

"Yeah..well YOU SPIT!"

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Spit a Kibble

Synonym for shart. Attempting to fart and getting a "bonus". The result of this missadventure is differentiated from the greased cheek or the wet/juicy fart by the increased substance of the expelled subject.

I put a little to much force behind that last fart and spit a kibble!

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spitting camel

To fuck someone in the ass, pull out, hock a lugie on the bunghole so they think you came, then when they turn around you unload on their face.

After I found out my girlfriend voted for Gore I gave her a spitting camel.

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spit valve

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth

"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."

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Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

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Spit Pop

Sloppy wet oral sex. Includes spit saturated ball sack, as well as double fisted flute motion.

Chad: What happened last night with that chick?
Roland: Spit Pop son.
Chad: Damn, I'm jealous.

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