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When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.
It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.
Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.
A penis or a dick or a cock...
Girl 1: So I hear you fucked that hot guy last night. How was it?
Girl 2: OMG! It was amazing. I rubbed his lamp!
Girl 1: What was it like!?
Girl 2: It’s soooo BIG!!!
something that moths are attracted too. used as an adjective or pronoun to describe a hot person, typically female. for visual reference, see Lil Xan and Noah
“That lamp is so fine I wanna turn her on”
a male or female friend who is reliable or just a great person in general (often used as a form of address).
"they'd never choose him/her over us they said they were a lamp"
Also used as a term for someone who has been frienzoned
ie. A friendship exists between two people, one of whom has an unreciprocated romantic or sexual interest in the other.
"What the HELL is the friend zone? When a girl decides that you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete nonsexual entity in her eyes, like her brother or a LAMP"
"They'd never choose him/her over us they're like a lamp to them"
"LAMP" means laughing at my problems.
Example 1:
Person A: *makes a joke about something bad that happened to them* hahaha, I'm lamping right now
Example 2:
Person A&B *makes jokes about their sad past* yo not at us lamping right now