V-Card

1)To be a virgin
2)Someone who hasn't had sex yet hasn't "lost their v-card"

jess: yooo jimmy did you bring your v-card? cuz i left mine at homee
jimmy: whatever jess i get more tail than a dog.

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evidence card

an act usually made by people who can't come to realize that their government could possibly be corrupt

Enlightened American- Dick Cheney is running this country and George Bush is a paid comedian.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??

Enlightened American- There's a possibility that either our government or another group that the media doesn't report on could be behind 911.

Ignorant American- where the evidence at??
evidence card

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Card Shop

One who could routinely be seen hanging out near a Comic Book store, or other place of business selling magic cards etc.

Dude your little brother Karsten is a total card shop!!!

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Card Crusher

Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.

Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:

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Card Rack

Someone who gets dealt a ricidulous number of good poker hands. As in a gun rack holds lots fo guns, a card rack hold lots of good starting hands.

Man that guys a fkn card rack, he's had aces twice and kings 3 times in last .

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Banana Cards

Slang for a pack of cards that have been shuffled so many times they are shaped like a banana.

(Matty) "oi Richard, grab us those cards over there!"
(Leo) "these banana cards are no good, fo shizzle".

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flip card

When somebody says that they will do an unreasonable task or say something that someone else does not believe, the other person can call "bitch-card". This basically means that if the person does not do the task or is lying, they get bitch-slapped across the face. BUT... if the person who is bitch-carded says "flip-card" and they do the task or they are not lying about the bitch-carded statement, then they get a slap on their worthy opponent, or the person who bitch-carded them.

"I hooked up with a girl when I was in 5th grade" -Jimmy
"Bitch-card!! That never happened" - Larry
"Flip card" - Jimmy

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