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The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
Construct used to describe an impossibly difficult and annoying thing to obtain that one immediately regrets upon finally succeeding. Catching a greased lemur is nearly impossible and extremely frustrating. They are slippery and moody and bite. Greased up, they are even more of a nightmare. And when you finally catch it, you have a hairy, exhausted disgusting oily lemur. Great. Hooray for me.
Not entirely dissimilar to a pyrrhic victory.
Dude, she's a greased lemur what are you doing? You're going to hate yourself when you finally get her.
v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.
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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.
No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
“Dude I fucked Candice last night.”
“Damn, did you put a bag over her head she’s a total grease rack.”
an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"
The grease at the end of a badly rolled blunt that gets on your lip.
#BluntGrease @BluntGrease
Johnzel rolled a blunt so trash he had “blunt grease” all over his lip.
A typically Derogatory term used to define someone who is generally greasy in character and just in general.
I.e. always showing up late, constant mooching etc