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When a man poops and the ejaculates in a women's mouth, she then chews up the mixture, making it resemble an oreo milkshake.
I gave her a oreo milkshake last night, she loved it.
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Chocolate
adj. the complexion of a hot young african-american girl.
Milkshake
n. a woman's body and also the way she uses it to flirt with and seduce men.
Man 1: dude I can't wait to blow a load on dat chocolate bitch!
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Man 2: check dat ho out! her milkshake is better den yours sara!
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A hot guy (or girl) that is half black and half white. Having a chocolatey milky skin color.
1: Remember that hot half black, half white guy from last night?
2: Yeah...you banged that chocolate milkshake??
1: You know this!
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When a random girl is giving you a blow job pull out your dick right before you cum, spill chocolate powder in her face and proceed to ejaculate. After performing this move the girl is gonna be stunned for a couple of minutes, so you can easily escape the scene. This is used when you realize that the girl blowing you either has a dick, or is ugly as fuck.
guy1: dude are u ok? I saw you running out of the hotel last night.
guy2: Yeah, I realized that the girl blowing me had a fuckin' Penis! But everything is fine, I performed a Chocolate Milkshake and escaped with mi ass untouched.
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When you cream pie your girl and she's on her period. The mixture of your spooge and her blood period resemble that of a softly served pink milkshake
Girl: sorry, no sex, I'm on my period
Guy: no worries girl! I'm not afriad of a little pink milkshake!
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When a guy put a rubberband on each of a lactating mothers breast, then waits till they get ripe and red and slap them viciously until they begin to bleed and lactate. Instantly creating a mix of Mothers Milk and Blood to drink up like a strawberry milkshake.
So I went over Matt's house and his Mom made me some Strawberry Milkshakes. Nice!
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When a male has severe diarrhea he allows his lover to place a straw in such asshole. In turn, she would suck out what he would rather not push out. Followed by whipped cream(a cum glaze) and a cherry on top.
The best part of my NYC bus tour was taking a detour into a back alley and serving up an authentic Manhattan Milkshake.
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