japani oil

Japani Oil is a sensual way to relieve exhausted or fatigued muscles. Japani oil is a traditional preparation that contains the time tested herbs which are known for their medicinal properties and therapeutic use. Traditionally, Japani oil for men is used by men to improve and stimulate libido and increase vigor.

Girl and guy having ***

Guy :- I am tired
Girl :- So fast! Use this Japani Oil and For me hard 💋

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Oil Spill

When being given an Alaskan Pipeline, the frozen piece of shit thaws out into a diarrhea-like substance inside the condom. The woman then empties the melted shit into her anus.

Justin and Megan were using an Alaskan Pipeline. Then, the shit unfroze. Megan decided to give herself an oil spill.

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Drilling for oil

Having sex with a woman while she is menstruating.

Guy: "I want to put my dick inside of you SO bad!"
Girl: "Not unless you mind drilling for oil."
Goy: "No...that's okay..." *goes flaccid*

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oil well

v. sex move: sexing a woman in the anus until you hit black gold.

I totally did the oil well last night until the room stank.

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oil rigger

cockney rhyming slang to define a black person as a nigger, the words oil rigger are usually used by a person with a large penis... LOUIS!

"dude thats one grimey lookin' oil rigger"

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Crude Oil

A very offensive reference to the blood of a black man.

"As you can see, Africa is a great resource of crude oil, which makes it one of the richest continents on Earth"

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oil spill

1,000 niggers in a pool at one time.

"damn did you see that oil spill in the pool?"

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