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The blue tooth finger is the obnoxious finger raised by an individual engaged in a phone conversation on their blue tooth headset. It generally occurs when an innocent bystander happens upon the blue tooth talker but cannot see the blue tooth device. The bystander unwittingly responds to the phone talker who then raises the blue tooth finger indicating that they are on the phone and not speaking to innocent bystander. The bystander thereafter feels a strange combination of embarrassment and anger.
Tom: I thought some guy at the grocery store today was talking to me. I responded to something he said, but then realized he was on the phone when he gave me the blue tooth finger.
Ed: That’s embarrassing. Were other people around?
Tom: Yeah. Plus, he gave me a dirty look like I should have known he had that stupid thing in his ear.
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Whisky with only a splash of Coke, as Dime says. Fucking class!
Pantera drinks Black Tooth Grins.
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a tiawana tooth pull is the act of tieing a rope snugly around the balls of on person sitting in a chair tied up. the other side of the string is tied to a door handle. the object of this is that when the door is slammed closed the persons balls will be forcefully pulled away from him at a fast speed delivering excruciating pain
Chase utley: hey guys we should give cole hammels a tiawana tooth pull
Shane victorino: we could but cole doesn't have any balls
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A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
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Anyone who's name is Mohammed or Guillermo
Gap tooth Muslim :Mohammed you gap tooth terrorist
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alcoholic drink mixing 50% Goldschlager and 50% Jagermeister. Mixing these two alcohols together results in floating gold from the Goldschlager and black coloring from the Jagermeister giving the appearance of a gold tooth nigger.
"yo bartender, I am thirstier than a motherfucka, let me me get a shot of your finest gold tooth nigga!!"
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Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"
Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."
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