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The Labor-Tooth Tiger toils around the clock, and will often times go without eating, sleeping or socialization until the task is completed. Common characteristics of the Labor Tooth Tiger include dry-wall dust in the hair, paint-splattered t-shirts and grass-stained tennis shoes. The Labor-tooth can most often be found in their natural habitat of Lowe's or Home Depot, but are sometimes spotted in smaller hardware stores and specialty shops, depending upon the task at hand.
The Labor-Tooth prides itself on a job well done and will routinely "overkill" a project to ensure that every "worst case scenario" is addressed. Therefore, a project that is originally estimated to take five days, frequently results in a month or more of household disruption. This "overkill instinct" can sometimes lead to restlessness and conflict between the Labor tooth and the significant others in his life. However, the Labor-Tooth will always win any conflict situation dealing with home repair projects, as he holds all the power tools firmly in his grasp.
Older Labor-Tooth Tigers are usually easier to find in the wild because of the loud groaning noises they make upon rising to a standing position. Additionally, the older Tigers' stripes have faded to a gray color and their reflexes are slightly slower than their younger counterparts.
Labor Tooth Tigers are extremely handy to have around, especially when a toilet overflows, or a hole needs to be patched in a wall. Nearly extinct, the Labor Tooth cautiously guards their homestead and runs off all "for hire laborers."
"Hey where's Dave?"
"Oh he's at the hardware store again."
"He's such a Labor-Tooth Tiger..."
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Whisky with only a splash of Coke, as Dime says. Fucking class!
Pantera drinks Black Tooth Grins.
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a tiawana tooth pull is the act of tieing a rope snugly around the balls of on person sitting in a chair tied up. the other side of the string is tied to a door handle. the object of this is that when the door is slammed closed the persons balls will be forcefully pulled away from him at a fast speed delivering excruciating pain
Chase utley: hey guys we should give cole hammels a tiawana tooth pull
Shane victorino: we could but cole doesn't have any balls
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A woman far too old to be a cougar, who even though she no longer has IT, continues to pile on makeup and chase much younger men. Martha Raye was an example of a true saber-toothed tiger when she scored that gay guy before dying.
Dude, I banged a saber-toothed tiger this weekend. She popped her teeth out, blew me and then gave me some milk and cookies after we finished up in the sack.
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Anyone who's name is Mohammed or Guillermo
Gap tooth Muslim :Mohammed you gap tooth terrorist
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alcoholic drink mixing 50% Goldschlager and 50% Jagermeister. Mixing these two alcohols together results in floating gold from the Goldschlager and black coloring from the Jagermeister giving the appearance of a gold tooth nigger.
"yo bartender, I am thirstier than a motherfucka, let me me get a shot of your finest gold tooth nigga!!"
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Phil says: "Hey chico what are you lookin' to do tonight?"
Diego says: "Man I'm looking to get jumped by a Jäger Tooth Tiger."
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