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to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce
momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q
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to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad
timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad
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When tossing a used tampon the moment it departs from the vaginal area.
Nacara's weapon of choice was the tampon. She squatted, yanked and Tamp Tossed.
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A pot or bank into which sperm is collected after a good wanking session
the toss bank gains interest, i.e. sperm, after every wank
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Tossing someone's salad is basically giving a shitty cum-ridden asshole a rim job.
That first week Rob Rotili learned he was too pretty for prison. He already had all of the "sisters" lining up for his speciality - tossed salad.
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Leaving a person, place or thing by burning all bridges.
Some people toss the bomb at their employer before leaving, never planning to work there ever again.
Find a Josh nearest you to toss down a flight of stairs, into a well, in front of oncoming traffic, off a moving boat, into an active volcano, you name it! Bonus points for creativity. Everyday can be toss-a-josh day! Similar to build-a-bear but a lot less positive!
If only I was able to toss-a-josh maybe my life wouldn’t feel so empty inside.