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A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
A woman with a trailer park income and way of life with the self entitled rude attitude of a Kardashian
That woman is a Trailer Park Kardashian.
A mix of Mayonnaise, Mustard, and Ketchup blended by color to the shade of Thousand Island Dressing. Usually eaten with potato chips, baked beans, french fries, hot dogs, or hamburgers.
Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.
"Hey man, mix up some trailer park sauce and get the chips, Sprint Cup is on."
Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.
"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."
A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.
I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!
A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money
I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.
A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.