Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

New York trigger

A very heavy trigger pull, especially on a handgun.

Originated from the New York Police Department's policy until 2021 of issuing pistols with a trigger weight of 12 lbs..

Do you think that cop wouldn't have hit so many bystanders at Times Square without that New York trigger?

Trigger of Sidekicks

A group of fuckwit actors who think they are smart via osmosis of scripts they have read. Based on the Image Comic by Chris Schweizer and Kyle Stacks "Six Sidekicks of Trigger Keaton" is based on a bunch of idiots trying to solve the murder of an actor they hated to give their life meaning.

Look at those fucking trigger of sidekicks over there thinking they know about vaccines because they started as an extra in ER

Triggerous

Something's ability to trigger, or be triggering. Generally used for dramatic effect or as an expression of anger.

"This exam is so triggerous, it makes me feel like I'm in high school"

"I don't have the energy for this triggerous weather today."

Originating from Brandeis University: "The Rabb steps are so TRIGGEROUS!"

trigger buddy

Friends that spend too much time together and are pretty sure fingering each other's assholes

Joe and john both have a trigger buddy

trigger sniggered

Trigger snigered is a term commonly used by individuals from New Zealand it is generally used when you have been visited by the zoot lords and are so unbelievably blazed out of your mind

“Bro I just ate 74 big macs”
“Your trigger sniggered”

Triggeration

When the teacher is triggered af.

Those were horrible 15 minutes of triggeration.