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When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.
Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.
A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child
That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.
Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.
Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.
Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.
I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.
An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”
That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.