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A very misfortunate group of men who have an extremely small penis.
His dicks so small he must the be the leader of the tug boat mafia
The large temptation a woman gets to have adopt or steal a baby when they see a adorable child
That child’s sooo cute their tugging on my ovaries.
When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)
Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick
When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.
Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat in Royce’s bathroom.
An Alaskan nut tug is when two gays go back to back and bend down. Then proceed to put each other's balls in the opposing homos asshole, then falling face-first onto the ground while both gay men's balls are being tugged from each other's assholes.
Korbin, "Uncle carter wanted to take me home after church to try a new trend called the Alaskan Nut Tug."
Masturbating during or after a terrible tragedy or minor inconvenience to alleviate stress.
I was fired from my job today, I'm gonna go "Tug a sad rope " and take a nap.
When you ask for a hand job, and they carry out the task with their butthole instead of their hand. Originated in mount forest. Hence the “Mofo Mud Tug”
That Steve sure gave me a good mofo mud tug the other night.