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Tumblr thot

Girls who are obsessed with having their sexual partner be called "daddy" and wanting those partners to choke them during sex, they also smoke cigarettes and wear "chokers" all the time

"Did you see Kate's tweet about being choked?"
"Yeah, what a total tumblr thot."

by Thesaurus king December 20, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tumblr girl

A girl who is completely obsessed with clothes from Aeropostale and Starbucks and is a fake fangirl. Synonyms include Poser and Hipster.

A: Omg Becky, you look like a total Tumblr girl!
B: Shut up, you're just jealous of my Aero and Starbucks!

by WhiteRabbit7102 December 10, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr Girl

Girls that like to go against the wind. Smoke weed, drink, cigarettes and likes sexual encounters. Just a party girl. Just complete smoke shows. Often referred to by G-Eazy.

A: Have you seen The new girl Ashley! So hot.
B: I know man, she's a total Tumblr Girl

by Whiskey and G-Eazy February 15, 2015

18๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


tumblr laugh

Half smiling and blowing air sharply out of the nose, usually brought on by a semi-funny yet very dumb text post on the microblogging website tumblr, or a situation that's ironically funny.

Person 1: *picks up donut* Look, I'm like one of the cops!

Two police officers look over at Person 1

Person 2: *blows air out of nose with a half smile*

Person 1: Oh stop tumblr laughing at me, will ya?

by lightning_troubadour June 1, 2014

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr Girl

It is used to describe a contemporary princess. When you see pictures of her, it invokes a lot of feelings of want. If you do have a relationship with her, it may be one-sided due to the nature of her virtual presence. She is someone you can imagine being your virtual girlfriend.

Credits to G-Eazy and his lyricist for clarifying this identity.

a millennial business card? check out her tumblr.

if she's cute and funny she might be a tumblr girl

by ilikefruitsandcheese December 17, 2017

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr Wars

(Noun)- the act of leaving mildly inappropriate and wildly unrelated pictures, gifs or anything interesting/funny from the internet in obscure facebook locations. Pictures and gifs do not necessarily have to come from Tumblr, but the plethora of useless and fascinating images from Tumblr make it the perfect source of arsenal for a Tumblr war. These wars can involve two or more face-book friends, and they begin when one posts an unrelated image. All subsequent postings must be more ridiculous and unrelated the previous ones and the war ends when the players are satisfied with the amount of random crap smeared on someone's page.

Example 1: The TUMBLR WARS started when I left a gif of charlie sheen dancing to dub-step under my best friend's profile picture. So my friend posted a picture of a pink poodle dressed as a clown and other friend posted a picture of a half naked hairy drunk man.

Example 2: I posted a status about my dead grandmother so of course my best friend started a TUMBLR WARS- posting ten pictures of sponge-bob under the status.

by Zoya Sauce. March 3, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tumblr Witches

An elite group of witches, some part of the pagan community and some not, who use their tumblr blogs to denounce fictitious information and call pagans/witches out on their BS.

They often fight against various kinds of oppression (be it racism, heterosexism, shaming, etc...) present in the pagan/witchy community.
In addition to that, they are fountains of knowledge in their craft and many admire and learn from them.

witch 1: Did you see that blogger who posted saying how Satanists weren't pagan?

witch 2: Yeah! I loved how the Tumblr Witches corrected them with their awesome sass!

witch 1: I know! I can't believe it's still being debated!

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witch 1: I had this problem with this abusive spirit. It was really scary!

witch 2: Oh no! What did you do about it?

witch 3: Well I've never really worked with spirits so I asked the Tumblr Witches for advice, and they helped out. I'm so grateful for them!

by happyheretic February 13, 2013

9๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž