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A loaf that has been allowed to fester for a period of time such that its surface had become fuzzy. When urinated upon, the Fuzz Turd fragments giving up a characteristic odor.
That perm of hers makes her head look like a 3-day Fuzz Turd.
A person who likes to lay back to back with someone else while both defacate at the same time letting their turds kiss and fondle with each other.
She's a Turd Rubber and would love it if you made number two in bed with her.
Commonly used strategy by ItzPaesha when one shits in bathtub and gets spooped by the poop.
"I just spooped by the turd in the bath" - ItzPaesha
A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!
In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
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n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
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