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Phrase quoted by famous stand-up comedian Dane Cook in "ISolated INcident"
The equivalent to the male "Cock Block," in which a female accompaniment creates the imposibility of her female friend to "get lucky" with a possible male interest. Done so by intentionally saying something completely irrelevant and embarassing. Commonly takes place in social gatherings.
Jane: So what do you like to do for fun, Billy?
Billy: Well I like to...
Jane's Friend: Sorry to interupt! So, Jane, how's your AIDS?
*Awkward Silence*
You've been Twat Swated.
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twat bucket - 1)derogatory name for someone, usually female, who behaves like such a twat, it's necessary to add the word "bucket" for emphasis to make it even nastier. 2)derogatory term for someone who is more than just a twat, she's nastier than a twat, she is as nasty as the bucket twats are carried in. 3) a very absorbent feminine hygiene product
example: 1) Did you hear what Sue said about that poor woman?
Yes, she can be such a twat bucket!!!
2)(driving in traffic) That stupid twat bucket cut me off!
(at work) I HATE my new boss!!! She's such a twat bucket!!!
3) "Man, my period is so heavy, I need a twat bucket!!!
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In the literal sense, something utterly uncomfortable and unnatural--an aberration. In addition, a complete asshole; someone whose presence makes you wish time travel existed so you might jump back to their conception and prevent it. A total cunt.
"You're such a fucking twat knuckle."
"My twat knuckle is really achy today!"
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a moustache, that when giving oral sex, acts as a "duster".
look at the twat tickler on that guys face
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A person who tweets far too often
That bitch is on twitter all day, what a twitter twat.
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Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important
Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.
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Alternative word for lesbian
"I'll bet she's a right twat bandit!"
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