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The moment where you just give up on life.
Well suck off my toes Jimmy, but my life feels like a Shiggily Twister
This only works if you are a girl. Find a lonely cripple in a wheelchair with fucked legs and shit. Because his legs have no feeling, you cut them off and dip them in mayonaise for lube and then ask him to insert one into your anus.
That guy with no legs. I bet he got an arabian twister
This only works if you are a girl. Find a lonely cripple in a wheelchair with fucked legs and shit. Because his legs have no feeling, you cut them off and dip them in mayonaise for lube and then ask him to insert one into your anus.
That guy with no legs. I bet he got an arabian twister
When your deep in sex that you can do anything else but have sex
Last night I had the biggest Tongue Twister in my life
When you give your man a blowjob that he doesn’t want because his penis is always “sore”. The tongue twister can also be offered out to other willing recipient penises that are not sore if mentioned sore one refuses to accept a sloppy slurping session.
“Oh Gareth, why would you not like a tongue twister?!is it sore AGAIN?!”
“If you don’t want this tongue twister I’ll just give it so someone who does”
It is a sexual move where the partner while performing oral raps their tongue around the dick and slide up and down with their tongue staying wrapped
Ayo you know what i got last night.
What?
That tongue twister 😈.
Man 1: bro, Johnnie gave me the best tongue twister ever last night. I came so hard I couldn't breathe
Man 2: nice!