Type 1 Diabetes

A misunderstood type of Diabetes where your fucking pancreas had one job - to produce insulin.

Because of the cunt-cock shaped pancreas, type 1's need to inject insulin every time they eat or drink stuff with carbs in.

It is not caused by sugar.

Uneducated fuck: "Did too much sugar cause type 1 diabetes?"
Type 1 diabetic: "No, you fucking moron."

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some type of way

A phrase meaning I'm unable to express the complexity of the emotion at the moment. Can be used seriously or in jest.

That ain't even how you spose to talk to nobody. I'm feelin some type of way about ya dumb ass.

I'm feelin some type of way about this nigga callin me in the hoe hours of the morning.

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typing with one hand

1) Actually typing with one hand.

2) Maturbating while using an online chat program.

Can also be: typing one-handed, a one-handed typist, etc

Pat was typing with one hand last night while you were talking to him. I think he might be gay.

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...word any Type

When you're bored on Urban Dictionary and type the opposite of the thing it says in the search box.

Ronald says, "I was so bored I searched '...word any Type' on Urban Dictionary."

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google or type url

You type this when you are so bored that you type what is on the line of the Google Search.

I'm so bored, I know! I will search "google or type url". Amazing! Now I'll upload it to Urban Dictionary

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All types of drat.

An awesome new phrase that will endure throughout the ages.

"All types of drat!" said Strong Bad.

"I am scheming all types of drat."

Mauricio way of typing

Writing a phrase that consist of the first word of the phrase being in low-key and the rest in caps.

mARIANA MARQUES IS AWESOME AS FUCK.

tHIS IS THE MAURICIO WAY OF TYPING