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It is when you twap or kick someone in the balls. Then when there are crouched over you give them the pimp slap.
"Some dumass stole my wallet, so I went back and gave him the ultimate pimp slap."
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My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- www.realultimatepower.net
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Beating random ninjas senseless with plastic golf club separators. It makes the most horrible noise imaginable but creates very little pain. It begun with one dude grabbing a golf club separator while walking through sporting goods and smacking his bud, resulting in a tremendous noise and much laughter and enjoyment.
Dude, let's ultimate stick fight! ::smack:: SWEET!
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Kim Taehyung (V) of BTS is the ultimate Stan attractor of K-pop
He has been called this by k-media all the time.
This title was given to him officially by media, fans as well as other members of the group who constantly talk about how he attracts most non fans whether in Korea or outside Korea..
Going viral among locals for visueverytime on American shows.... literally everytime.
Mnet has already called him the ultimate Stan attractor of kpop, visual representation of K-pop, face of K-pop, Representative of K-pop, National treasure etc..
These are some of his official titles...
He is also called idol of idols with most fanboys and celeb fans.
He is also king of fancams since he has the most viewed, liked and commented fancam in history of K-pop.
Also his fancams receives most views in most of the era.
Like black swan, pied Piper, boy with luv, 21st century girls, DNA, he gets most views compared other members..
He also has most number of fanboys and celeb fans.... becoming fan of his voice, widest vocal range, his awesome stage presence and of course looks...
He won more than 40 titles for his good looks...Also has been called the most handsome man in the world my various acclaimed media outlets and magazines...
KIM TAEHYUNG IS THE ULTIMATE STAN ATTRACTOR OF K-POP.
GOOGLE IT IF YOU WANT.
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The Ultimate Cheese Curl occurs when a male leaves himself open from the rear.... The curler grasps the curly's scrotal area in between the testies with two to five fingers..... The Curler then wraps the scrotum under the taint, and then penetrates the anus with the scrotum by pushing upwards with his fingers.....
The utter rarity and skill this takes... causes immediate Godliness.... As of now one man is known to have completed this maneuver.....
I gave Fran Snyder the ultimate cheese curl
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When your Girlfriend is GGG Bi- is willing to partake in 2-way blow job w/ another girl.. Enducing a Deluxe blow job .\Or more particapating women.
bill: Where'd you and your girlfriend go last night?
stan: She took me to dinner, then she took me to a Rainbow Party . joe, I got the Ultimate Blow Job!
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When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.
"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."
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