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Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
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I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.
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Dick: Where are you rushing off to?
Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.
Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
The flagship artist of wannabe-intellectual indie kids.
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My Bloody Valentine are not the second coming of Jesus.
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The smartest, kindest,handsomest,and most persuasive kid ever to be born in February. He is the kid every girl wants to be with. When he is not being awesome he likes to ride bikes,go hiking, and play soccer. When he thinks something is wrong with someone he WILL fix it.
OMG it's DANIEL VALENTINE ALVARADO. Do you think he would date me?
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The only day of the year you can finally get your girl agree to have butt sex.
Josh: Dude! You hyped for Valentine's day?
Parker: Yeah! Gonna get a whole bunch of that Valentine's day butt sex.
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A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.
Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums
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Sex with a woman having her period.
When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.
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Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
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