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Velvet mafia

A term for a group of people that thinks they are funnier (and tougher) than they are.

The guy who said something somebody else thought was homophobic trash wasn't a comedian and didnt think anything he ever said was the least bit funny. He didn't think a velvet mafia had anything to do with what he said being called homophobic trash, he thought it was just a few whining people, and that most didnt really care what he said, because from experience he knew that most people didn't care what he said or did.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020


Velvet surprise

When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.

Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.

by PPhil24 April 21, 2020


Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period

"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"

by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020


red velvet pie

The act of performing a cream pie during a woman's menstruation

Shirley-"im on my period so i was wondering if you'd like a red velvet pie"

by MyNameIsMichaelColopelnic October 25, 2015


the velvet shower

the act of getting high off any drug to the point of you just coughing your lungs up and then taking a warm golden shower

tyler did the velvet shower with juilanna and he was so high that he didnt know that it was pee that he was showering with,

by The king Friday November 8, 2015


Velvet lightening

Describes an intelligent, ambitious, decent and friendly lady in public, but in private with her husband or committed life partner will desire her man in every part of her body with passion and love from deep within her soul

Joe is extremely happy being married to Tiffany, I think she must be velvet lightening.

by Exbublhed July 24, 2021


velvet verm

when verm gives it to linda in the ass causing her to orgasm multiple times

Verm bends linda over the bed in their house and gives her a velvet verm hard and fast.

by frank bambioli January 10, 2010