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Kissing someone while having blood in your mouth
Kim: Honey there are razor blades in our kid's candy!!
Jim: *eats candy*
Kim: Oh No!!! You are bleeding
Jim: Oh come here and let me give you a Red Velvet Smooch
I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.
When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.
“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet”
Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.