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Celebrating with waffles
SomeJack: hey what's on for later ?
DifferentJack: it's waffle-bration night bro
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(Adj.) Someone who wacks off with waffle boxes on their hands.
(V.) To make a fort of waffle boxes and wack off in it.
(Adj.) "Adam Sandler is such a box waffle."
(V.) "Do you want to box waffle?"
When something epic is happening and it deserve a celebration... Or two, maybe even three
Uncultured Person: Bro I'm hungry
Cultured Person: You should get some waffles!
Uncultured Person: Why waffles?
Cultured Person: Well that's because waffles are versatile, you can have it for breakfast, lunch, teatime, dinner, supper, anytime. This is also called waffle time.
Uncultured Person: Waffle time?
Cultured Person: Heck yea bro. Your gf broke up with you? Waffle time. Things are not going well with your relationship? Waffle time. Your loved ones died in a car crash? Waffle time. Your significant other cheated with a blonde haired foreigner named Chad who is obviously much better than you in everything and wants to break off your engagement which have been ongoing for 2 years? Yup, you guessed it, its waffle time. c: (fuck you karen)
The act of taking a nice poo on your partner and smacking it with a tennis racket. Then following that racket beating with a nice blast of semen to syrup it up.
Steve gave me the best Wisconsin Waffle on Friday. I can still smell it!
When you are having anal sex on your kitchen next to a plate of waffles, and a donkey busts through the window, allowing the glass to sever your leg. The donkey then proceeds to fuck you in your leg stump.
Person 1: "Why isn't Johnny in for work today?"
Person 2: "He got into a Waffle Donkey situation."
Person 1: "HaHa, classic Johnny!"
When Richard makes Leah laugh and spit her breakfast all over the monitor.
"I take hormones so I can lactate and give my cat the feeling of being a kitten again."
"That made me spray waffle just now."