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The ability to have a wank whilst simultaneously undertaking another task with your free hand, which is non wank related.
Mike, " Yo Steve, what did you get up to last night"?
Steve, "Not much, just a cheeky fusion wank, RedTube and a Scotch Egg".
Mike, "Good effort mate".
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Masturbating to something (i.e. Porn, Someone you got dirty with) you tugged one off to a long time ago
"Hey I haven't seen that video for ages! Time for a Nostalgia Wank"
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"It's good to be back"
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Having a wank before heading out on the town to avoid turning up in 'rape mode'.
Ed: How come Dave's behaving himself tonight? He hasn't tried to finger any of those birds yet and he's been stood near them for nearly a minute?
Steve: He had a tactical wank mate.
Ed: Good call, he might see out the night.
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Man who likes to wank more than anything else, even more than shopping for cheese
Wank Man:-I think ill have a wank, the cheese can wait!
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A wank performed while at work and during work hours, usually in the toilets and for the purpose of:
A: Giving yourself a little boost during a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
B: Rewarding yourself for completing a particularly unpleasant or difficult task.
C: Seeing how much money you can earn from your cunt of a boss just for having a wank.
D: Stopping yourself from feeling the need to molest that hot new girl in reception.
Fuck this self appraisal is doing my head in, I'm off for a work wank.
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(noun) - 1. a cloth, handkerchief or strong tissue that is used to masturbate into (possibly numerous times) for easy and convenient spunk-disposal. Can often be preceded by the word 'the' to denote emotional attachment.
2. A creative insult for someone resembling, whether aesthetically or metaphorically, a wank flannel.
Wank Flannels can be given names, such as Towelie.
1. "I wouldn't touch that Dad, That's my wank flannel. Blow your nose with this instead."
2. "That guy is such a wank flannel."
3. "I'm telling you Jimmy, he got so much mayonnaise on his face, he looked like a wank flannel."
4. "I'm not coming out tonight fellas... just a quiet night in, just me and the wank flannel."
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Masturbation a period of time prior to intercourse to allow the participant to last longer before ejaculation. Also known as "Strategic wank"
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