When someone is such a useless piece of shit, they are commonly referred to as "a waste of spunk"
Daniel you are such a ginger waste of spunk
When you're in a black hole of stalking profiles and accidentally like something on a randoms profile and you're caught, and they aren't even attractive so there's no benefit, therefore, waste of stalk. Those individuals being stalked will be referred to as stalk wasters.
Alycia: I did it again!! Just liked a random persons post!
Nikki: Silly thumbs! Was he hot?
Alycia: Nope
Nikki: hahahaha
Alycia: Waste of stalk
A wasted effort to explain something
“Why do I have to explain that? It’s a waste of mouth!” -the applicant said to the interviewer
The act of getting so drunk that you face plant multiple times, black out heavily, try to fight every living thing and then ending your night by crying for no reason.
Steve: Dude you were sooo drunk last night!
Kyle: I know man 5 Four Lokos got me blacho wasted!
Steve: Dude I know you beat my ass!
Formerly known as "white girl wasted"
When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them
"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"
"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"
To get completely fucked up with only two shots to the point where you can no longer control yourself physically or mentally.
Tonight I think ima get daphne wasted .
The act of getting so drunk, you pull a lucy and pass out in any given spot.
Dude, I got so embryo wasted last night, I passed out face down in a lawn.