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noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
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sugar you put on watermelon to enhanse flavor, its an explosive that would blow up the watermelon
"watermelons sugar is the best."
"wher can i get watermelons sugar from"
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when you get a blowjob from someone with a mouth infection
chungus: yoo bingus how was your night
bingus: bad, nle glopnar gave me a moldy watermelon
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When your really mad at a water melon,
Water melon is a dick at times but when he's a big dick call him watermelon fuck
Hello (name here) this watermelon fuck decided to disappear
A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.
Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?
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Harry Styles says it tastes like strawberries on a summer evenin. He also says he wants more berries. He wants to breathe it in and breathe it out.
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A song by harry styles about sucking dick because he is very much gay and not interested in fvcking any of these underaged female fans of his and will not take you backstage hate to break it to you.
Have you heard the song Watermelon Sugar by harry styles ?
Yeah i heard it's about drugs.
It's actually about sucking dick
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