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okay, in your dream, you're in a field. then outta nowhere, a guy named tyler screams " it's my dream bitch!" at you. then you wake up totally confused and in a crack like daze. then to make yourself feel better, you listen to 20 straight hours of Ramones and the Cure.
person 1:"omg, i had the dream again."
person 2:"the really weird dream?"
person 1:"yeah, the on with the screaming guy!"
person 2:"what was he screaming?"
person 1:"it's my dream bitch!"
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a phrase used to describe a website that you have been told to visit and do not have a clue what it is. The result, (usualy not positive) will result in the phrase "fuck, that site was weird"
"Someone told me to look up 2 girls one cup, afterwards i ended up saying, fuck, that site was weird"
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rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮
Boy 1: your a weird yellow fish
Boy 2: rAtatAtaTa😌rAtatAtaTAAAa😩dOnt❤peE💦oN💀THe😍fLoOOr🧐usE the ComEdOoOr😮
Someone who sells things because of budget cuts.
"Don't call me a weird speaker box."
Cheesiest pick up line known to man, or wizards.
A small band of retail co-workers gather in a near-by sports bar, in order to get smashed and share their stories of idiot customers. During one brilliant moment of silence, the group over hears a drunken man, near by, approach a single female. Through copious amounts of liquid courage, he musters the cognitive strength to inquire if the lass wishes to "Go back to his place, to get weird like Wizards". One wonders, how many times this exact line has already served its intended purpose!
The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.
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when you have a weird or random talent but its cool at the same time and people just go with it
guy: "i can play a saxophone upside down"
girl: "weird flex, but okay"